Satire + Humor:
McSweeney’s
Attending a New Year’s Eve Party or Getting a Mammogram?
Slackjaw
Escape Room: Pandemic Toddler Mom Edition
The Belladonna Comedy
The 10 Commandments of Thy Perimenopausal Vagina
I, Youngish White Guy, Respect You, 8 Months Pregnant Woman…Too Much To Offer You My Seat
Hank the Tank, the 500lb Black Bear, Issues a Sort of Apology About His Recent Behavior
Points in Case
Man Delivery Kits for the Single Lady
Canada’s National Observer (co-written with Paul Razzell)
Elon Musk shares brutal eggnog recipe
Rumours from COP27: Egypt offers Greta Thunberg protest space inside King Tut’s tomb
Quiz: Has sensational weather reporting desensitized you to danger — or made you paranoid?
Frazzled
This Family’s New Hybrid Policy From CEO, Mom
Greener Pastures
I, Your Cool Tech CEO, Give You This Sunday Off for World Mental Health Day
A Tick’s Guide to Hiking for City Dwellers
Chortle
My Kid Has Bubonic Plague, But Is Still Excited for Today’s Playdate!
Functionally Dead Magazine
Don’t Miss this Once-in-a-lifetime Opportunity to Own the Most Exclusive Property on Earth…Santa’s North Pole Estate! (page 21 of PDF)
Sammiches & Psych Meds: MockMom
Things I’ve Said to My 3 YO Son That I’ve Also Said to Men I’ve Dated
Personal Essays:
INSIDER: After a fight, my boyfriend walked out of my apartment. He never came back.
GLAMOUR: I Challenged Myself to Go on 100 First Dates. Here's What Happened...
WOMEN’S HEALTH: I've Gone On 99 First Dates in Four Years and I'm Still Standing